A guy was walking along a
Florida beach when he came across a lamp, partially buried in the sand. He
picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live
forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to
grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance
the budget and eliminate the debt.
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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