If I end up in hell, this will be the reason.

    Holy Crap!   I’m going to hell!!

            Watch this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPDRU5hUxQ

            When I was in Scotland, I spit on this spot!  

            My guidebook said it was the custom to spit on this spot to ward off the devil and bring good luck.   They lied!   Probably written by some Presbyterians.