Friday, August 22, 2014

The Green Scapular

The Green Scapular of the Immaculate Heart of Mary is a Roman Catholic devotional scapular. The Green Scapular was approved by Pope Pius IX in 1863 and again in 1870. He said: "write to these good Sisters that I authorize them to make and distribute it."[1][2] The Green Scapular is commonly called a scapular due to its appearance but is not descended from the scapulars of the religious orders.[3

The devotional scapular is made of green fabric. The front has an image of the burning heart of Mary (without the wreath of roses) pierced by a sword and dripping blood, above which is a crux immissa, encircled by the words: "Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us now and at our hour of death." The reverse shows a full standing image of the Blessed Virgin Mary with the radiant Immaculate Heart.

History
Ten years after the manifestation of the Miraculous Medal to Saint Catherine LabourĂ©, the Blessed Virgin Mary, in an apparition on September 8, 1840, the Feast of her Nativity, entrusted the Green Scapular of her Immaculate Heart to Sister Justine Bisqueyburu, a religious of the Daughters of Charity of Saint Vincent de Paul. Our Lady promised that this new Scapular would contribute to the conversion of souls, particularly those who have no faith, and would procure for them a happy death.

Usage
Since it is not the emblem of a confraternity but simply a double image attached to a single piece of cloth, no investiture is necessary. The only requirement is that the Green Scapular be blessed by a priest and worn or carried by the person wishing to benefit by it. If however, the person in need of grace is obstinate, the Green Scapular may be placed secretly inside his clothing, home or possessions, and the giver should say the prayer instead.

Devotional use
  1. Wear or carry the scapular
  2. To help another, place it in their vicinity (i.e. their room)
  3. Pray, at least daily: "Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us now and at the hour of our death"
  4. The prayer should be said for oneself and separately for each person to whom it has been given (unless they pray themselves)
  5. No enrollment of any kind is necessary, but each scapular should be blessed by a priest (general blessing of sacramentals)
  6. Have confidence in the effects of the scapular: "The greatest graces come from using the scapular but these graces come in direct proportion to the degree of confidence in me which the user has."

Promises/benefits

  1. Conversion of those who do not have the faith
  2. Reconciliation to the Church for those who have lost/strayed from the faith
  3. Assurance of a happy death
  4. Strengthening of the faith for those already in the Church
  5. Protection from Satan for those who wear or promote the scapular

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Lettuce

A man in a Florida supermarket  tries to buy half a head of lettuce.  The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.
The man persists and asks to see the manager.  The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.'  As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.  We like people who think on their feet here.  Where are you from, son?

'Canada , sir,' the boy replied.

'Well, why did you leave Canada ?' the manager asked.

The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'

'Really?' said the  manager.  'My wife is from Canada.'


'No shit?' replied the boy.  'Who'd she play for?

Cross Nuns...

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch
of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye
bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know
who we are - show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip
yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that
cross enough?"

Saturday, August 9, 2014

The Boy On The Beach In Normandy, France

There are no words..., but a great read......

I hope you take a moment to view and pass on to your kids and grandchildren so they will view and understand the message.

On June 6th, 2014, my 11 year old son wanted to say thank you to the soldiers who fought and died on Omaha beach on D-Day morning 70 years earlier. This is how he did it.




Friday, August 8, 2014

Catholic Books for your Kindle

Catholic Books that should be on your Kindle
                A Brief Life of Christ by Fulton J. Sheen
                33 Days to Morning Glory by Michael E. Gaitley
                True Devotion to Mary by St. Louis De Montfort
                The Magnificat Rosary Companion
                The Magnificat Lenten Companion
                The Magnificat Advent Companion
                Praying with Saint Luke’s Gospel by Magnificat
                Praying with Saint Mark’s Gospel by Magnificat
                Praying with Saint John’s Gospel by Magnificat
                Praying with Saint Matthew’s Gospel by Magnificat
                A Year With The Angels by Mike Aquilina             
                Catholicism for Dummies
                Rediscover Catholicism by Matthew Kelly            
                How To Defend The Faith without raising your voice by Austen Ivereigh
                The Crucified Rabbi by Taylor Marshall
                The Catholic Perspective on Paul by Taylor Marshall
The Eternal City by Taylor Marshall
A Biblical Walk Through The Mass by Edward Sri
                Lenten Reflections by Scott Hahn
                The Essential Lenten Handbook – A Redemptorist Pastoral Publication
                The Jesuit Guide to (Almost) Everything by James Martin S.J.
                Render Unto Caesar by Archbishop Charles Chaput
                A Heart On Fire by Archbishop Charles Chaput
                Evangelical Catholicism by George Weigel
                TEA Party Catholic by Samuel Gregg
                Return To Order by John Horvath
                Saints and Social Justice by Brandon Vogt

Beautiful Books That Should Be On Your Shelf
                Splendors of the Rosary by Magnificat

                Splendors of the Magnificat by Magnificat

Catholic Podcasts For Your iPod

                Taylor Marshall Catholic Show
                WDTPRS – Father Z’s Podcasts
                Word On Fire Sermon Podcast – Father Barron
                Jimmy Akin Podcast
                Sunday Bible Reflections by Dr. Scott Hahn
                Audio Sancto Catholic Sermons (by priests of the Fraternal Society of St. Peter – FSSP)

                

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Mountain Metal from Finland

What happens when you come from Finland, and you have the nerve to fuse Appalachian mountain music with American heavy metal, maybe throw in a big-@$$ button accordion?

Beats the hell outa me, but Steve ‘n’ Seagulls gives it a shot. Feast your eyes and ears until they ... Finnish.

Oh yeah, let's call it “mountain metal.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e4Ao-iNPPUc

(H/T to AC/DC and Dom Bettinelli.)

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Angry yet?

Sit down, put both hands on top of your head and let your blood boil!

Follow the money! The plot thickens! 

Judge for yourself.

 
SR 304 - Why the Illegal Immigrant Kids?


Songs from the Great War - August 3, 1914 - 100 Years Ago

"Oh! What A Lovely War" ~ The Jolly Old Fellows
On August 3rd 1914 Germany invaded Belgium. Britain protests the violation of Belgian neutrality, guaranteed by a treaty, the German Chancellor replied that the treaty is just 'a chiffon de papier' (a scrap of paper). Britain declared War on Germany on August 4th 1914. The War lasted 4 years and spread to become a World War. By the end of the war, four major imperial powers—the German, Russian, Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman empires ceased to exist and 10 Million men had died.

'Hanging on the Old Barbed Wire' with music by Oliver Wakeman
"Hanging on the Old Barbed Wire" is a war song of World War I. The song sarcastically recounts the location of various army members, not to be found in the combat zone, and concludes by describing the location of the old battalion: "hanging on the old barbed wire". This troop song was not popular with the officer class, who thought it bad for morale, though attempts to suppress it were unsuccessful.

WW1 Soldier Song ~ 'That's the Wrong Way to Tickle Mary'

Soldiers liked to add their own verses and this one celebrated French kissing one of the many delights they discovered while in France!

That's the wrong way to tickle Mary,
That's the wrong way to kiss,
Don't you know that over here, lad
They like it best like this,
Hooray pour Les Francais
Farewell Angleterre.
We didn't know how to tickle Mary,
But we learnt how over there.