STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
ON AN EXAM
THIS IS GREAT!
This kid will be a success !
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely
grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humour. :)
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
* his last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
* at the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple
* The other half
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it
become?
* Wet
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while
we're here!
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