Happy
Mother's Day...
WHY GOD
MADE MOMS
Answers given
by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God
make mothers?
1. She's the
only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to
clean the house.
3. To help us
out of there when we were getting born.
How did God
make mothers?
1. He used
dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus
super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made
my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What
ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes
mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one
dab of mean.
2. They had
to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God
give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're
related.
2. God knew
she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of
a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has
always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't
know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say
she used to be nice.
What did mom
need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last
name.
2. She had to
know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he
make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your
mom marry your dad?
1. My dad
makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got
too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma
says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the
boss at your house?
1. Mom
doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You
can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess
mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the
difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work
at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know
how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are
taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got
to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have
magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does
your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers
don't do spare time.
2. To hear
her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it
take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the
inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You
know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could
change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has
this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make
my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like
for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP
LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone
else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!!!!
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