Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Order to Marines: No Farting


Can you believe this?  The Marine Corps Times reported that Marines in Afghanistan are not only forbidden to curse and to discuss sensitive topics like religion and politics, but they may no longer FART.  Loud flatulence has been prohibited for Marines downrange because it "offends" the sensitive Afghans, the same Afghans who wipe their ass with their hand..

Are you kidding me?!  There must be lawyers or State Dept pukes behind this complete nonsense.  If I was a gunney or officer out there in the 7th century backcountry, I would countermand that order and tell my men if they have to fart, then let 'er rip and do it with alacrity and panache.  Do like Ben Franklin said, FART PROUDLY!

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