Can you believe this?
The Marine Corps Times reported that Marines in Afghanistan are not only
forbidden to curse and to discuss sensitive topics like religion and politics,
but they may no longer FART. Loud
flatulence has been prohibited for Marines downrange because it
"offends" the sensitive Afghans, the same Afghans who wipe their ass
with their hand..
Are you kidding me?!
There must be lawyers or State Dept pukes behind this complete
nonsense. If I was a gunney or officer
out there in the 7th century backcountry, I would countermand that order and
tell my men if they have to fart, then let 'er rip and do it with alacrity and
panache. Do like Ben Franklin said, FART
PROUDLY!
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