Good Humor

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, Rrrriiiinnnngg,**

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

**'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, **'But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul.'**  

Little girl, 'Oh yes I do. He comes when you are not home and Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul . He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now..'

Brief Pause.

Daddy: 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and dove into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you drained the pool last week to clean it.  

**He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat.... and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****  

'There is no swimming pool at our house!!!  "Is this 486-5731?"

Little girl , 'No, I think you have the wrong number ........*