A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband
naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think
I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The blonde rushes downstairs
to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy, Mummy...! Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has
no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs
into the bedroom right past her husband.. She rips open the wardrobe door and
sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You
rotten bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're
running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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