Tax Return

I got my Tax Return "returned." 
I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my tax return back!! 
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"
So I replied; 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people

on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the US House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?”