Early Birds

Two robins were sitting in a tree when a farmer came along, turned over the soil near the tree, and a million worms came up to the surface. The robins swooped down and ate so many worms that they were too full to fly. While they sat and dozed in the warm sun, a tomcat came along and ate them both. After finishing, he wiped his mouth with his paws and said, "I love baskin' robins."