A teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing
some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me
Death’?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Little Hodakio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan, who had his hand
up:
"Patrick Henry,
1775," he said.
"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of
the People, by the People,
for the People, shall not perish from the
Earth.’;
Again, no response except from Little
Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”;
"Excellent!" said the teacher
continuing,
"Let's try one a bit more difficult --
Who said,
“; Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you
can do for your
country’?"
Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in
the air and said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”;
"Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”;
She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the
Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right
now!" she angrily demanded.
Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur,
1945."
At that point, a student in the back said,
"I'm gonna puke.”;
The teacher glares around and asks, 'All
right! -- Now who said that?”;
Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to
the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.”;
Minister, 1991.”;
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh
yeah? -- Suck this!”;
Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving
his hand and shouts
to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone
said,
"You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill
you!”;
Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top
of his voice,
"Michael Jackson to the children
testifying against him, 2004.”;
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered
around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!”;
the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!”;
Little Hodakio said quietly,
"The American people, November 4,
2008."
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