You
Might Be a Liberal If You...
...still
have an "Obama 2012" bumper sticker on your car -- right next to your
"Obama 2008" bumper sticker.
...believe
that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high
percentage of Americans on food stamps and other "public assistance,"
are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.
...feel
that voter fraud is a form of "social justice."
...are
certain that any criticism of Obama is rooted in racism.
...believe
Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are "journalists," and everything on MTV
and in the New York Times is "journalism."
...look
like "a deer in the headlights" if anyone mentions our Constitution
because that is just "right-wing rhetoric."
...
rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.
...feel
the grassroots
Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the
"Occupy Wall Street" movement is a coalition of thoughtful and
principled reformers.
...believe
CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street
Journal are biased.
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...feel
George Soros is a benevolent patriarch but the Koch brothers are evil
incarnate.
...support
redistribution of wealth, as long as it's not your wealth.
...use
hash tags like #hatewhitey, #taxtherich and #hateTEA on Twitter.
...believe
that our Constitution is "living" but unborn children are not.
...are
tolerant of diverse opinions as long as they do not divert from your own.
...want
the government out of our bedrooms unless they're providing free birth control
and abortions.
...feel
people who are opposed to the redefinition of marriage, as Barack Obama was
when elected, are bigots.
...feel
the free market is where one goes to collect government handouts.
...have
no idea that Franklin Roosevelt's "principle
on taxation" was plagiarized from Karl Marx.
...still
refer to Stalin as "Uncle Joe."
…believe
that Che Guevara is a saint.
...know
more than one vegan.
...oppose
the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting
the death penalty for the most innocent of unborn children.
...believe
the only absolute in life is a brand of vodka.
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...have
joined Al Gore's cult of earth worshippers and feel "global
warming" is all manmade.
...believe
Oprah should be Obama's running mate in his third term.
...believe
the phrase "separation of Church and State" is in the Constitution.
...reject
the "paper or plastic" question because you're
"bi-sacksual."
...feel
that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.
…believe
jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat
terrorists.
...protest
against state censorship unless it's directed at anything
"conservative."
...feel
it's OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests
for welfare recipients.
...feel
it's OK to mandate IDs to withdraw your own money from your own bank while it's
racist to require IDs to vote.
...believe
that making a "gun-like finger gesture" in elementary school is cause
for expulsion while body guards for leftists should be armed to the teeth.
...believe
that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips but
not abortion referrals.
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...believe
that "clinging to guns and religion" is subversive anti-American
behavior.
...believe
that "the right to keep and bear arms" is an obstacle to Liberty
rather than its best insurance policy, that "a well regulated
militia" refers to the National Guard, and that "arms" refers
only to shotguns and hunting rifles.
...feel
Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden are heroes for stealing millions of
classified documents and making them available to Russia and China.
...trust
that Obama's IRS enemies list is fully justified.
...believe
that altering the "Benghazi talking points" is an Italian
automaker's revised marketing plan.
...believe
Bill
Clinton is the best spokesperson for the Democrats.
...don't
have a problem with a twice-elected mixed-race president who spews racist
and classist
rhetoric while living as the wealthiest of one-percenters.
...feel
the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide "affordable health
care" to the uninsured.
...didn't
know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when
Obama took office.
...believe
Barack
Hussein Obama is trustworthy.
And
finally, you are definitely a liberal if you don't take issue with any
of the statements listed above.
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week's topic: Your Might Be a Conservative If...
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By
Mark Alexander
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