The Cow, The Ant, and The Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

· The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

· The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"




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