How is this for apocalyptic literature.
This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is
brilliant.
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
Called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that Person
known as "The One."
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He Hypnotized the people telling
them, "I am sent to save you." My lack Of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence.
I shall save you With hope and Change.
Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who proceeded me
is evil, that he has defiled the nation, And that all he
has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced, For even though
they knew not what "The One" would do, he
had promised. That it was good; and they believed. And "The One"
said "We live in The greatest country in the world. Help me change
everything about it!" And the people said, "Hallelujah!
Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the
People said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their
wealth." And The people said, "Show us the money!" And
then he said, " Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."
And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You are going
to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The
One" Ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were
hacked and publicized. One lone reporter
asked, "Is that not Marxist policy?" And she was Banished from
the
kingdom.
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
Having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with
Radical terrorists? " And "The One" said, "Simple. I
shall sit with Them and talk with them and show them how nice
we really are and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us
all!" And the people Said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at
last, and we can beat our weapons Into free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower
taxes." And one, Lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY
taxes." So "The One" Said, "Then
I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people
said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!" Then "The
One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell Your
homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
Collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health
care
For
every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person
unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
Clinics." And the people said, "Give me some
of that!" Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who
ship jobs overseas." And the people said, "Where is my rebate
check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry
and Electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people
said, "Coal is Dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we do not care for that
part About higher electric rates."
So "The One" said, Not to
worry. If Your rebate is not enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail
you
out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!" Then He said,
"Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let us Grant them
amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical
care, bi-lingual signs and guarantee housing..."
And The people said,
"Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and
Ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others
Simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto A
rock dropped from a cliff. The
banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a Crawl. And more
of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The
Messiah - and I am here To save you! We shall just print more money so
everyone will have Enough!" But our foreign
trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not
worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more... And "The One" said,
"Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are
these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a
Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our
rules!"
And the people cried
out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was
too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and
stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without
sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had
given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a
whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat
their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "give us back our
nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their
homeland was no more.
You may think this a
fairy tale, but it is not. It's happening RIGHT NOW
THIS really tells it like it is. After reading it --
and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up -- forward it to your
friends and those you know who care about our country and what is
happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.
P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic,
but not funny; tragic but true.
IF YOU CANNOT SEE THIS
HAPPENING....
JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A
FEW
MORE TIMES, REALLY GOOD.
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