Who am I?

 I've pushed for the extension of food stamps and unemployment benefits ... so the poor and unemployed will vote for me.

I removed the work to welfare requirement ... so people who don't want to work will vote for me.

I've thrown billions of dollars at green energy programs and vetoed the keystone pipeline ... so enviros will vote for me.

I signed an executive order granting amnesty for illegals ... so more Latinos will vote for me.

I evolved into supporting gay marriage ... so gays will vote for me.

I said the government will pay for women’s birth control, clinic visits, and abortions ... so more women will vote for me.

I bailed out the UAW and am expanding government ... so union members across the country will vote for me.

I took credit for the elimination of Bin Laden ... because I thought it would bolster my re-election chances.