A Jewish Boycott

A short time ago, Iran's Supreme Leader
Grand Ayatollah Ali Khomenei urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and
everything that originates with the Jewish people.

In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a
pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in
their boycott as follows:

"Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be
cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try
to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the
discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not
seek diagnosis, Because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

"A Muslim who has heart disease must not use
Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache, he must
not use Novocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If  Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use
Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has a headache,
he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with
them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral
Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic
ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.
Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he
must refrain from the "Schick" reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella
Schick.

"Muslims should be ready to die in great
numbers and must not permit
treatment of ear and brain damage, work of
Jewish Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain
crippled by Infantile Paralysis
because the discoverer of the anti-polio
vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

"Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and
continue to die of
Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman,
invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries
and improvements by
dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the
lung specialist, Frawnkel,
and of many other world renowned Jewish
scientists and medical experts.

"In short, good and loyal Muslims properly
and fittingly should remain
afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart
Disease, Headaches, Typhus,
Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio
Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be
proud to obey the Islamic boycott."

Oh, and by the way, don't call for a doctor
on your cell phone because the cell phone was invented in Israel by a Jewish
engineer.

Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions
to the world have the Muslims made?"