My New Truck

My new truck was built by a company we didn't bail out.

I bought a new Ford, F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. He pushed a button on the steering wheel...'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'  'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy.

For the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beach Boys,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. This afternoon, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

Damn, I love this truck!!!