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Pope Francis Confirms
Cats Still Going To Hell
Pope
Francis continues to show he’s not your average pope. During a public
appearance this afternoon, Francis attempted to comfort a girl whose cat had
died, saying, “One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of
Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures. All of them except for
cats. In that case, little girl, the only way you will see your cat again is if
you reject God’s grace and end up in hell.”
The Pope’s comment has reignited a debate on the subject, with
the Humane Society saying that if Pope Francis believes animals have souls,
then “we ought to seriously consider how we treat them,” a representative said.
“We have to admit that all animals, save for cats, panda bears, and sloths are
sentient beings, and they mean something to God.”
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