Sunday, July 29, 2012

Keep an eye on your mail


Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.  It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix,  a prayer rug,  a machine to blow smoke up my ass,  2 discount coupons to KFC,   an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker,   and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. 

The directions were in Spanish. 

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