Building Permit

Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.

Well, I  applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12

gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place, and a

loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole

neighborhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to

paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; Forget  it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called  it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.