Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer
hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished
together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't
Stanley .”
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer
in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and
said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician
rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Gomer said, “Well,
Stanley had two ass-holes.” “What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the
mortician. “Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's
Stanley with them two ass-holes.”
Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama
administration. One in the Cinncinatti IRS office and the other in the
Justice Department.
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