What Romney should have said

Here are some zippy comebacks that Romney should have said to Obama during the third debate:

Barack Obama said. "The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back.”

The perfect comeback would have been: "Oh yeah? Well, the ocean called, and they're running out of US Navy ships!" 

Obama said to Romney: "You seem to want to import the foreign policies of the 1980s, just like the social policies of the 1950s and the economic policies of the 1920s."

Romney:  “So, I’m Reagan, Eisenhower and Coolidge all rolled into one? Sounds way too good to be true; but, thanks for the compliment, you petulant punk!”