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FOR SALE:  FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)

Fifty-year old manure spreader.  Not sure of brand.  Said to have been
produced in Kenya.  Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled
into the U.S. via Hawaii.  Of questionable pedigree.  Does not appear to have
ever been worked very hard.  Apparently it was pampered by various owners over
the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really spread the
manure and sling it for amazing distances.  I am hoping to retire this manure
spreader next November.

But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.  I would prefer a
foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the
United States Constitution.

Location: Washington, D.C.