The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School,  she usually slept through the class...

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sitting there half asleep'.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class...

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and  Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber... 

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in  the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell  back asleep.

The Nun asked Susie a third question...

 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third  child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

 This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick me with that damn thing one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The Nun fainted...