PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calenda rs .
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chai rs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathize rs .

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your patriotism.

God Bless America !!
P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 pe rs on, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.