A
Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The
Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to
him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag, who got what he
deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing,
left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So
I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! And,
there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit
us."
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