Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tonight Show Humor


The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

•          Facebook has lost so much money that founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named an honorary board member of JPMorgan.

•          Congratulations to former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The city of San Francisco has named a street after her today. It's called Botox Avenue.

•          Two new studies have found that people who snore have a higher risk of cancer. Although in most cases, the spouse will smother them with the pillow long before the cancer takes them.

·              Bad news for CNN. They just had their lowest rating in 15 years. Their ratings are so low that today Jesse Jackson turned them down for an interview.

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