Recall Notice Like Never Before

The Maker of all human beings  (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or  year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component  of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in  the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in  the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent  units.

This defect has been identified  as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality,"
more commonly known  as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the  symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2.  Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace  and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or  confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9.  Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is  neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing  factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this  defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously  offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these  repairs. There is no
additional fee required, Acceptance and  belief.

The number to call for repair  in all areas is:

P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload  your burden of SIN  through the REPENTANCE
procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair  Technician, Jesus,  into the heart
component.

No  matter how big or small the SIN defect is,

Jesus will  replace it with:
1.  Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6.  Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating  manual, the B.I.B.L.E.  (BEST Instructions Before
Leaving Earth) for further details on the  use of these fixes.

WARNING:  Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids  any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit  being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on  Jesus.

DANGER: The  human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to  be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to
enter Heaven so as to pr event contamination of that facility. Thank  you
for your attention!

-  GOD

P.S.  Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee  mail'!

Because He  Lives