Old Guys

I was in Costco the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with
a young guy also pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy,  "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.."

The young guy says, "That's  OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her  and I'm getting a little desperate.

So, I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with  blond hair, green
eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top
and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that...  ;)