Walking the Dog

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the
plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the
passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50
minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind
because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot
approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in
Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch
your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch
his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they
looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the
blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses!

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were
trying to change airlines!

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!