God enjoys a good laugh!

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! 

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:  
1.  He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn't get a fair trial 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
  1.  He went into His Father's business       

2. He lived at home until he was 33        

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Italian: 
   1.  He talked with His hands  

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a 
Californian: 
1.  He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an

American Indian: 
1.  He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -  3 proofs that Jesus was

a woman:
1.  He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.  

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do. 
                                                       Can I get an AMEN here!!