Saturday, September 24, 2011

A Vast Right Wing Conspiracy


Drive a liberal crazy and tell them about this rumor:

In June 1999, a shadowy cabal of right-wing business interests found themselves feeling so utterly nauseated by the Clinton regime that they devised a plan to ensure that by 2012, no Democrat candidate would ever be elected president again.

First they needed a Manchurian Candidate: someone so hatefully leftwing and disgracefully incompetent that he would bring the American economy to its knees, while rendering it an international laughing stock. In this way "liberal values" would be tarnished forever in the eyes of American voters.

So far, the plan is working brilliantly.
  

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