Have Yourself A Merry "Talk Like Shakespeare" Day!

It’s…

Talk Like Shakespeare Day!

Therefore,

I urge you all hence forth to speak in verse.
Pentameter iambic would be best.
Hear, O gentles! Also strive to use
in thy fair speech some homage to the Bard.

Maybe you could (ehem… Coulds’t thou not) use the word “Prithee” a few times today, or, perchance, “perchance”?

How to talk like Shakespeare - http://d20szssgzbrkwr.cloudfront.net/tls/res/TalkLikeShakespeare_Top10.pdf