Thursday, January 16, 2014

World's Shortest Books

World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS  
By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY  
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan  
& Michelle Obama  
Illustrated by Michael Moore  
Foreword by George Soros  
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS  
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA  
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"  
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL  
By Hillary Clinton  
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY  
By Bill Clinton  
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD  
By Bill Gates  
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY  
By Dennis Rodman  
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE  
By Al Gore & John Kerry  
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC  
By Amelia Earhart  
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST  
By Dr. J ack Kevorkian  
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE  
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell  
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE  
By Mike Tyson  
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS  
By O. J. Simpson     Casey Anthony  
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY  
By Ted Kennedy  
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MY BOOK ON MORALS  
By Bill Clinton  
With introduction by  
The Rev. Jesse Jackson  
And foreward by  
Tiger Woods with John Edwards  
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL  
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS  
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AND, JUST ADDED:  
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy  
By Nancy Pelosi  
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And the shortest book of them all.......................  
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE  
By Barack Obama

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