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1. Johnny's mother had
three children. The first child was named April. The second child
was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at
the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13
sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest
was discovered...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is
there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the
English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on
December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this
possible?
7. In California, you
cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the
President's name in 1975?
9. If you were running a
race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to
say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5
haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks
would he have if he combined them all in another field?
ANSWERS BELOW...
Here are the Answers:
1. Johnny's mother had
three children. The first child was named April. The second child
was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny, of
course!
2. There is a clerk at
the butcher shop. He is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13
sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest
was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it
just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is
there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is
no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the
English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer:
Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on
December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this
possible?
Answer: Billy lives in
the Southern Hemisphere.
7. In California, you
cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take
pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the
President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it
now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
9. If you were running a
race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in
2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to
say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is
white"?
Answer: Neither,
the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5
haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would
he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One.
If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
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