Cross Nuns...

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch
of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye
bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know
who we are - show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip
yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that
cross enough?"