We
Americans really don’t deserve to have this wonderful president. As
a nation, we are not worthy.
This
has to be one of the best I’ve seen in a while. Matt Walsh who runs blog, wrote this letter
to Barack Hussein Obama yesterday in response mainly to the rodeo clown in
Missouri and how he is very sorry that it must have hurt his feelings. Hope you
find it as amusing as we did here at The Free Patriot:
Dear
President Obama,
I’m
reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what
happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching
the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your
dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard probably caught you up to speed
(that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the floor when you
heard the news: A rodeo clown in Missouri poked fun at you. Yeah, I know,
almost impossible to believe. The gall! The gumption! The racism! Don’t worry,
the entire country erupted in outrage, Democrats and Republicans issued
statements of condemnation, and now the offending clown has been banned for
life from the Missouri State Fair. There will likely be “action taken” against
the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association, and I do hope justice is visited upon
them swiftly. I think we’re all a little sick of the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association
causing trouble. It’s something new every week with those freakin’ guys.
But
all of this is of no consolation. The fact is, a rodeo clown in Missouri made
fun of you. Nothing can ever ease the pain he has caused. This sort of crass
lampooning of public officials has never happened at a rodeo until now, and I
know that because a bunch of people who have never been within 150 miles of a
rodeo said so. And then — worse still — the crowd erupted in applause at the
spectacle of a guy in an Obama mask being chased by a rampaging bull. Racists,
the lot of ‘em! I mean, Bush never got this sort of treatment. Nobody ever
mocked or satirized him. No crude jokes were told about him. Nobody ever wished
violence or death upon him. Ever. You know why? Because he’s white. White
presidents always get treated nicely, especially white Republicans. Just ask
Lincoln. The whole country agreed for over two centuries that we don’t ever
insult presidents, then you get into office and all of a sudden every day is
Pick on the President Day. Outrageous!
Besides,
you are due some respect. You’ve earned it. You’ve done nothing but serve these
people and make their lives better, and this is how they treat you? Ungrateful
brats. You should drone bomb these haters. Just kidding. But seriously, you
should. You’re the first president in history to actually order the
assassination of American citizens, and I say why stop with some Muslim
propagandist and his completely innocent son who never committed any crime at
all?
I’m
especially sick of these punks in the middle class who won’t stop complaining
about you. What’s their issue? OK, you haven’t done anything about the
unemployment rate your whole time in office, median household incomes have
dropped, less businesses are opening, the number of people in poverty has
increased while the number of high paying jobs has decreased, all of this while
taxes go up and Obamacare looms, threatening to strangle small business owners
and put thousands more out of work, but so what? I’ve got two words: Food
stamps. Or is it foodstamps? I don’t know, I can’t spell it, I can just use it
to get my Lucky Charms and Dr. Pepper. You’ve made all of this “work” crap
obsolete by increasing the entitlement state more than any president ever in
history! You’re adding more than 11 thousand Americans a day to SNAP. You’ve
got millions relying on the government for rent, cable, phone, even birth
control. I guess this horrible economy stuff would be kind of a bummer if not
for all the delicious welfare. Who needs an economy anymore? We’ve got you,
baby.
So
how could anyone be upset at you? How could they delight at the degradation and
mockery of Barack Obama? What’s wrong with these right wing rednecks? Are they
still sore about the whole thing where you sent the IRS after your political
opponents to harass and hinder them during an election cycle? Or the stuff
about spying on the phone records of every American? What about all this
business about you arming and funding Islamic Militants overseas and then
orchestrating a coverup when a bunch of them murdered your ambassador? Are
folks STILL mad that you funneled weapons to drug cartels and then threatened
whistleblowers into silence? Or is it all this fuss over your Justice
Department spying on and attempting to prosecute journalists? Is it the wildly
unpopular two thousand page health care law? The regulation mandating that
religious employers provide abortifacients to their employees? The millions of
tax dollars you’ve given to the abortion industry and the blessings you wished
upon a group of wealthy abortionists? The bailouts? The green energy scams? The
massive expansion of government? The out of control deficit spending? The lies?
The broken promises? The betrayals? The corruption? The attacks on our
fundamental liberties?
I
can’t imagine why anyone would get too worked about any of that. Like you said,
that stuff didn’t happen. Or it did, but it’s not a big deal. Or it’s not a big
deal because it didn’t. I can’t remember, I just know that you treat anyone who
raises any of these concerns with utter contempt and disregard, which clearly
proves that they are wrong.
Mr.
Obama, IF you WERE actually guilty of being a deceitful despot who murders,
conspires, and steals, then obviously all true Americans would have no choice
but to giggle with glee at the sight of your likeness being gouged by an angry
bull. Fortunately, that isn’t the case, which is why I’d like to apologize on
for the entire state of Missouri, for everyone who has ever attended a state
fair, and for everyone in the rodeo clown community.
You
are still special, and I still love you.
Yours
eternally,
Matt Walsh
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