Fourth Grader Writes Epic Thank You Letter

Most children have the ability to exercise their imaginations to a more profound degree than their adult counterparts. Take, for instance, Flint, a fourth-grade student from Texas who was so impressed with a local weatherman who came to visit his school that he wrote an insanely-descriptive “thank you” letter. In it, he mentioned bacon, a tuxedo-wearing monkey, a cyborg unicorn and plenty more.

The young boy wrote to KVUE’s Albert Ramon:

“Thank you for coming to our school to teach us about weather.   

Some day when I become supreme ultra-Lord of the universe, I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half-platinum and half-gold and jewel encrusted.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteorology.  You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a light saber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames  . . . . and in case you didn’t know, that is pretty dang sweet.   

Sincerely, Flint“

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/fourth-grader-pens-epic-unicorn-letter-to-local-meteorologist/