Saturday, October 29, 2011

Whoa - I'm being audited!


I'm being audited!

The IRS sent my Tax Return back!  AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question:  "List all dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal immigrants plus a family of questionable legitimacy living in the white house";
"3 million crack heads";
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps";
"2 million people in over 243 prisons";
"Half of Mexico"; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
 Oh well, maybe I'll get lucky next year!!!

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