2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got
the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't
think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't
think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter.
Cooter.
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