Saturday, November 7, 2015

REMINDER: All Souls Week

"Lay my body anywhere," pleaded the dying St. Monica with her son, St. Augustine, "only this I beg of you: remember me at the altar of God."


The month of November is dedicated to the Souls in Purgatory. Is it not sad but true that the living so soon forget the dead? We forget when we live, we are forgotten when we die.

Indulgences for All Souls Week
An indulgence, applicable only to the Souls in Purgatory, is granted to the faithful, who devoutly visit a cemetery and pray, even if only mentally, for the departed. The indulgence is plenary each day from the first to the eighth of November; on other days of the year it is partial.

A plenary indulgence, applicable only to the Souls in Purgatory, is granted to the faithful, who on the day dedicated to the Commemoration of All the Faithful Departed [November 2 {as well as on the Sunday preceding or following, and on All Saints' Day}] piously visit a church. In visiting the church it is required that one Our Father and the Creed be recited. 

To acquire a plenary indulgence it is necessary also to fulfill the following three conditions: sacramental Confession, Eucharistic communion, and prayer for the intention of the Holy Father. The three conditions may be fulfilled several days before or after the performance of the visit; it is, however, fitting that communion be received and the prayer for the intention of the Holy Father be said on the same day as the visit.

The condition of praying for the intention of the Holy Father is fully satisfied by reciting one Our Father and one Hail Mary. A plenary indulgence can be acquired only once in the course of the day.


Celebrating 800 Years!

Feast of all Dominican Saints

November 7th is the Feast of All Saints of the Order of Preachers, also known as the Dominicans.

Founded by Spaniard St. Dominic de Guzman in France in the early 13th century, the Order has 14 canonized saints and 215 beatified among its friars, nuns, sisters, lay members, and fraternities. Over the centuries the unnamed Dominican martyrs for the faith number in the tens of thousands, including many among the Martyrs of Nagasaki and the Martyrs of Vietnam.

Some of the most famous Dominican saints include
St. Thomas Aquinas,
St. Catherine of Siena,
St. Rose of Lima,
St. Martin de Porres,
Pope St. Pius V,
St. Vincent Ferrer,
St. Hyacinth,
St. Louis de Montfort,
St. Albert the Great,
St. Louis Bertrand,
St. Catherine de Ricci,
St. Margaret of Hungary,
and St. Peter Martyr. 

This 5th grader ... just common sense

Maybe we need to be sending some younger folks to DC to resolve our problems.

 The kid does a really good job. ​


OH HELL ! ... Let's offend everyone!

OH HELL ! ... Let's Offend Everybody !  

Q.  What's the Cuban National Anthem?   
A.      Row, Row, Row Your Boat.      

Q.   Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?   
A.     To a different bar.   

Q.   What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?     
A.        Sum Ting Wong  .  

Q.   What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?     
A.    A speech impediment.   

Q.   Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on    Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?       
A.        Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.      

Q.   What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?     
A.        The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.   

Q   How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?   
A.     Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,'BINGO!'   

Q.   What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?   A.      A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'           A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'  

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?     
A.   Because all the Mexicans who can    run, jump or swim are already in   the   United   States      

Oh, be quiet....just pass it on   !!!!           

Arctic Report

The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in
some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report
to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate, at Bergen, Norway

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change
in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone. 

Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north
as 81 degrees 29 minutes.

Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm. 

Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones,
the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.

Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic,
while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north,
are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds. 

Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and
make most coastal cities uninhabitable.

This must have been caused by the Model T Ford's emissions.

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I must apologize. 

I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922, as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post - 93 years ago!


Them Wuz The Days

My mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread
butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same
knife and no bleach or antibacterial wipes, but we
didn't seem to get food poisoning. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper or
in a baggie with a twist tie, in a brown paper bag, not in
ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.
ColiAlmost all of us would have rather gone swimming
in the lake or at the beach instead of a  pristine pool
(talk about boring), no beach closures then. We  all took gym class... and risked
permanent injury with a pair of regular old tennis shoes
from a department store if we were lucky, but likely hand me
downs instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with
air cushion soles and built in light reflectors that cost as
much as a small car. I can't recall any injuries but
they must have happened because they tell us how much safer
we are now. We got a spanking for doing something wrong,
parents called it discipline.  And we all grew up to
accept the rules and to honor and respect our parents,
grandparents teachers, police officers, and those older than
us. We had 50 kids in our class and we all learned to
read and write, do math and spell almost all the words
needed to write a grammatically correct letter.  Even
in cursive! We all said prayers in school irrespective of our
religion, sang the national anthem and no one got
upset. Staying in detention after school caught all sorts
of negative attention we wish we hadn't  got. 
It was shameful, and detention was nothing compared to what
was waiting at home. I thought that I was supposed to accomplish
something before I was allowed to be proud of
myself. I just can't recall ever being bored, even
though we were without computers, Play Station,
Nintendo,  X-box, laptops, cell phones or 270 digital
TV cable stations. We weren't!  We went outside and
played with the neighbor kids of all ages, made up games,
and rode our bikes for miles without helmets.Oh yeah , and where were the antibiotics and
medical kit when I scraped something or got that bee sting?
I could have been killed! We played "King of the Hill" on piles of
gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt,
mom pulled out the bottle of iodine or red Mercurochrome and
then we got our backside spanked.  Now it's a trip
to the emergency room, followed by a 10 day dose of
antibiotics and then mom and dad call the lawyer to sue the
contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel
where it was such a  threat. To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever
been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How
could we possibly have known that? We never needed to get into group therapy and/or
anger management classes. We were obviously so duped by so
many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the
entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive? LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA. AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU
MISSED. WOULDN'T TRADE  IT FOR
ANYTHING! Pass this to someone and  remember that
life's most simple pleasures are very often the 

best. Ah, those WERE the days!    

Marlin Firearms Closing

Marlin Firearms bought and CLOSED by George Soros.   Even if you don't own a gun - this will affect you!

MARLIN FIREARMS IS CLOSING ITS DOORS  Even if you do not own a gun
you need to know this.

   This was checked on "Truth or Fiction" who verified it.  They can be
trusted  more than ----- Snopes.  Marlin Firearms is already closing
its doors!  They are doing it to us, America! All gun owners and
sportsmen/women need to see this.  We cannot rely on the media to
inform us of these types of happenings.  Something you may not know
that Is happening! Who is buying the companies manufacturing guns??? 
For the last several years a company called The Freedom Group has been
buying up gun and ammunition manufacturers.  Some of the companies are
Bushmaster, Marlin, Remington, DPMS, Dakota Arms and H&R.  Some people
worry that this Freedom Group is going to control most of the firearms
companies in the United States.  If you control the manufacturers you
can decide to stop selling to civilians.

   What a perfect way to control guns.  Now if you do some digging you
will see that The Freedom Group is owned by a company called Cerberus
Capital Management.  Guess who controls Cerberus???  GEORGE SOROS,
Obama's chief financier!!  He wants to restrict or ban all civilian
guns.  Please pass this on to all  your freedom loving friends. This
needs to come out.  Why have we not heard about this in the
"mainstream" media?   I would think this would be BIG news.

   (Soros also owns Progressive Insurance - Flo).   If you don't know who
George Soros is, you need to do some research.  This One-World
Government atheist backed Obama with millions of dollars and Obama is
a puppet  on a string controlled by Soros.

   Send  this to every gun owner you know!