Monday, April 27, 2015

This is MUCH scarier than the movie...

A friend sent me this clip.

Watch at your peril...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGb8pMIeY6w


We're not in Mayberry anymore, Toto!

Michigan Priest Urges Parishioners to Arm Themselves
Concealed Pistol License Classes Held on Parish Property

ANN ARBOR, April 22, 2015 (Detroit Free Press) by Patricia Montemurri—An Ann Arbor Catholic priest has urged his parishioners to arm themselves and attend classes at Christ the King parish to earn a concealed pistol license (CPL).
In a letter sent to Christ the King parishioners recently, the Rev. Edward Fride explained why he believed it was necessary to get concealed pistol licenses because of recent crime in the area. During a Palm Sunday mass last month, Fride announced that the parish would be holding the CPL class.
When some parishioners questioned the decision, Fride sent out a pro-gun letter titled "We're not in Mayberry Anymore, Toto" – a reference to the 1960s-era Andy Griffith Show and its portrayal of a fictional North Carolina town, as well as Dorothy's dog from the Wizard of Oz.
"It is very common for Christians to simply assume that they live in Mayberry, trusting that because they know the Lord Jesus, everything will always be fine and nothing bad can happen to them and their families," Fride wrote.
"How to balance faith, reality, prudence, and trust is one of those critical questions that we struggle with all our lives. Pretending we are in Mayberry, while we are clearly not, can have very negative consequences for ourselves and those we love, especially those we have a responsibility to protect. If we are not in Mayberry, is there a real threat?"
Fride told parishioners in the letter that Catholic teachings do not preclude carrying a gun for self-defense and to defend others. Fride then asserted that crime is up and that because of budget cuts, "there has been a significant reduction in the availability of an armed police response."
Fride could not be reached for comment Monday. But Michael Diebold, a spokesman for the Diocese of Lansing which oversees the Ann Arbor parish, confirmed Monday that the controversial letter had been sent.
"Yes, it appears that 'We're Not in Mayberry Anymore, Toto!' was sent out to the parishioners of Christ the King by their pastor, Fr. Ed Fride," Diebold wrote in an email to the Free Press.
Guns and gun lessons do not belong in a Catholic church, Lansing Catholic Bishop Earl Boyea stressed in a statement after they learned about Fride's letter from the Free Press.
Boyea "has never given permission for anyone to carry a concealed weapon in a church or school in the Diocese of Lansing," said a statement released by Diebold.
"Additionally, Bishop Boyea further states that Concealed Pistol License classes are inappropriate activities to be held on Church property," wrote Diebold.
Diebold said the Lansing diocese's ban on weapons on church makes them "gun-free zones" and extends to those who want to practice "open carry" of weapons in full view. He added that public or professional security "provide for public safety on church property."


Spain Suffered Under ISIS - Hundreds of Years Ago

Radical Islam such as ISIS is not new.   Spain suffered under similar persecution hundreds of years ago.   Here is a brief history of the invaders of Spain. . .
Romans Control pain
The Romans conquered Spain and made it a Roman colony.
Christian Spain
One of the 12 apostles, James, came to Spain and evangelized the country.   His tomb is in Compostela.  The famous Camino de Santiago becomes a pilgrimage route to his shrine.
Germanic Tribes Control Spain
After the fall of the Roman Empire, Germanic tribes — Swabians (from Stuttgart), Goths and Visigoths — ran roughshod over the Iberian Peninsula and established themselves as the sovereigns.  These coarse barbarians were followers of the Arian heresy which preached that Jesus was a special man but not divine.  Over time and with the help of luminaries such as Saint Isidore of Seville they were won over and brought to the true Faith. 
Muslims Control Spain
In 711 a Muslim Army of mostly Berbers led by Tariq ibn Ziyad “El Tuerto” crossed the Strait of Gibraltar from North Africa and landed at Gibraltar at the head of an invading army proportedly to place the heirs of Witiza the deposed Visogothic King of Hispania back on the throne.  They defeated, and probably killed, the King, Roderic, at the battle of Guadalete and they began an unstoppable run North, due mostly to the fact that there was no way for the remaining nobles to enthrone a new King and get organized.  They were not stopped until a stand was made in extreme northern Spain in a place called Covadonga by a man named Pelayo.  Tariq never had any intention of placing Witiza’s heirs on the throne. He soon took control over the Kingdom and imposed Islam on the population. 

What the Moors found when they invaded was a unified Christian people actively practicing their Faith.  During the first 300 years after the Muslim conquest, slowly but surely the Christians began to drift away from the Faith.    Overnight the population that had had to convert their Kings from Arianism to Catholicism were subjected to the yoke of Islam.  Some theorize that Witiza’s heirs went to the Islamic Caliphate for help because of the theological connection between Arianism and Islam.  The real reason will never be known.  Certainly they never imagined that they were about to enslave their own people.

The imposition of Islamic law meant that not only the majority Catholic population but as well the minority Jewish population could no longer practice their religion freely and were subject to harsh restrictions and heavy taxes.  Curiously, many Christians and Jews had helped the advance of Tariq, believing he would liberate them from the heavy taxation imposed by the Visigoths; nothing could have been farther than the truth.  Now the ancient inhabitans of the Iberian Peninsula were foreigners in their own homeland.  Their new overlords did not take kindly to the people’s resistance to conversion to Islam. 

Radical Islam Controls Spain
There also began a movement in the Muslim world to purify and reform. These Muslims believed that their co-religionists on the Peninsula were too lax, much like the radical Islamic movements of today. 
In 1086 the Almoravid dynasty, North African Berbers, came across the Strait to aid their co-religionists against the constant attacks of the re-conquering Christian kingdoms.  Once they arrived they overthrew the ruling class with the permission of their religious superiors in Baghdad and began a religious reform of the type we are seeing the radical Islamic terrorists use today in the Middle East. There were immediate consequences for the surviving Christians.
Some had converted to Islam to gain personal advantage, others emigrated to North Africa where they could practice their religion more freely, oddly enough. Still others escaped over the border to the Christian Kingdoms. 
Those Christians who were left after the arrival of the Almoravid were forced to either flee, be deported to North Africa, convert or be put to the sword.  Their Churches were destroyed and all signs of Christianity were erased. 
Not a Christian remained in the Muslim-controlled territories. Much like we see today in areas controlled by the Islamic State, Christians were slaughtered and the land became void of the light of Christ.
The Reconquista (Reconquering) Spain
By 1086, the Kingdoms of Castilla-Leon, Aragon and Navarra had taken back a large portion of Spain.  Toledo had been re-taken and was safely within the Kingdom of Castilla-Leon.  As the re-conquest made its slow progression south the re-conquered territories would be repopulated by Christians from the North and suspended dioceses would cease to be Inpartibus Infidelium, although some would take centuries to restore.
Christianity survived in Spain, not because the Christians in Muslim-held territories were able to practice their religion, but because the Christian kingdoms began to move south and re-conquer lost territory. 
FOR ALMOST 800 YEARS, SPAIN LIVED UNDER THE YOKE OF ISLAM. Between 711 and 1492 AD, Spain was occupied by North African Muslims. Yet somehow, against seemingly impossible odds, the Faith did not die.


From Regina Magazine

Saturday, April 25, 2015

April 25: Major Rogation Day

What are Rogation Days?
"Rogation Days are the four days set apart to bless the fields, and invoke God's mercy on all of creation. The 4 days are April 25, which is called the Major Rogation (and is only coincidentally the same day as the Feast of St. Mark); and the three days preceding Ascension Thursday, which are called the Minor Rogations. Traditionally, on these days, the congregation marches the boundaries of the parish, blessing every tree and stone, while chanting or reciting a Litany of Mercy, usually a Litany of the Saints".
The real name of this procession is The Greater Litanies. The word Litany means Supplication, and is applied to the religious rite of singing certain chants whilst proceeding from place to place in order to propitiate heaven. The two Greek words Kyrie eleison (Lord, have mercy on us) were also called Litany, as likewise were the invocations which were afterwards added to that cry for mercy, and which now form a liturgical prayer used by the Church on certain solemn occasions.
The Greater Litanies (or processions) are so called to distinguish them from the Minor Litanies, that is, processions of less importance as far as the solemnity and concourse of the faithful were concerned. We gather from an expression of St. Gregory the Great that it was an ancient custom in the Roman Church to celebrate, once each year, a Greater Litany, at which all the clergy and people assisted. This holy Pontiff chose April 25 as the fixed day for this procession, and appointed the Basilica of St. Peter as the Station.
During the procession, the Litany of the Saints is sung, followed by several versicles and prayers. The Mass of the Station is celebrated according to the Lenten Rite, that is, without the Gloria in excelsis, and in purple vestments.


Thursday, April 23, 2015

Have Yourself A Merry "Talk Like Shakespeare" Day!

It’s…
Talk Like Shakespeare Day!
Therefore,
I urge you all hence forth to speak in verse.
Pentameter iambic would be best.
Hear, O gentles! Also strive to use
in thy fair speech some homage to the Bard.
Maybe you could (ehem… Coulds’t thou not) use the word “Prithee” a few times today, or, perchance, “perchance”?



Don't Be a Jackanape, an ass-head, a coxcomb, or a knave

Bill O’Reilly mentioned Jackanape on his show last night.

Top 10 best Shakespearean insults – to celebrate the bard's birthday

From tripe-visaged rascal to ass-head… William Shakespeare may have been born 450 years ago today (or thereabouts) but he sure knew how to put someone down in style. David and Ben Crystal, authors of the Oxford Illustrated Shakespeare Dictionary, help you work out which insults to use and when!


Saturday, April 18, 2015

The Perfect Candidate

Leftist/Progressive/Democrat Catholics in San Francisco are furious that their Archbishop Cordileone expects members of his diocese to believe in and comply with Catholic doctrine.   They have petitioned Pope Francis asking the pontiff to fire Archbishop Cordileone and replace him with someone who is more to their liking and their “lifestyles.”

Here is the perfect replacement: