Sumbitch!!!

I love southern humor!!!!  :)

Sumbitch!!!

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Tennessee. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor.  "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Is President Obama dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies..." 

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

A Muslim officer crying "Allahu Akbar" while shooting up an army base

Is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence" while an American

Citizen praying outside an abortion clinic is classified as a

"Domestic Terrorist" threat.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

You can get pulled over for expired tags on your car but cannot for being in

The country illegally.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of

Dollars of debt is to spend trillions more.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his

Teacher "cute" while the school is hosting sexual exploration classes.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government

Intrusion, while lazy behavior is encouraged with EBT cards,

WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones,TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt or reduces his

Mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and singing

Songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but

Not to get an abortion.

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The list goes on and on....

DO YOU THINK OUR COUNTRY IS RUN BY IDIOTS ???

Hidden camera in MINNESOTA voting

Can you believe this is still happening!?!?

Hidden camera in MINNESOTA voting...OMGosh - Wait till you see this...  The first 60 seconds tells the story! Want to see EXACTLY how Barry (Barack) will win this election!!!!!!! This is why the Just-Us Department, under Eric Holder, will do everything to stop voter ID. If you are unaware, Eric Holder is attempting to stop Florida from purging a few hundred thousand illegal, dead, felons from the voter rolls. Florida is using information supplied by the Department of Homeland Security (aka, America’s KGB) to ascertain who should or should not be on the rolls yet Holder is attempting to stop them. I wonder why. Well I really don’t because the only way communists can get elected in this country is to run under the democrat banner, be protected by the MSM and get as many illegal voters into the polling places as possible. OH MY GOSH, ALL OF OBAMA’S ACORN VOLUNTEERS WILL BE OUT COLLECTING STACKS OF ABSENTEE VOTER FORMS TO FILL IN TO VOTE FOR OBAMA WITHOUT ANY IDENTIFICATION REQUIRED, NO NOTARIZED SIGNATURE ON FORMS ETC. LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THIS TO THE END. THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. THE FIX IS IN! NO WONDER THE DEMOCRATS DO NOT WANT THE STATES TO REQUIRE I.D. IN ORDER TO VOTE . Do you think Obama can't win? Please pass this on, if you are as alarmed as I am ... Hidden camera in MN voting  LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GqMVxeZhflI&feature=player_embedded#!

 

Wise words from Petraeus

Too many Americans...too many young Americans think the government owes them a living. The notion of earning your stripes by serving this nation for a couple of years is laughed at by those same folks with an entitlement mentality. Was it not W. C. Fields who once said, "It is time we took the horse by the tail and faced the situation?" To my mind, it is time.   General Petraeus's remarks require much reflection by our society.  Thanks to my fellow veterans: I remember the day I found out I got into West Point. My mom actually showed up in the hallway of my high school and waited for me to get out of class. She was bawling her eyes out and apologizing that she had opened up my admission letter. She wasn't crying because it had been her dream for me to go there. She was crying because she knew how hard I'd worked to get in, how much I wanted to attend, and how much I wanted to be an infantry officer. I was going to get that opportunity. That same day two of my teachers took me aside and essentially told me the following: “David, you're a smart guy. You don't have to join the military. You should go to college instead.” I could easily write a theme defending West Point and the military as I did that day, explaining that USMA is an elite institution, that separate from that it is actually statistically much harder to enlist in the military than it is to get admitted to college, that serving the nation is a challenge that all able-bodied men should at least consider for a host of reasons, but I won't. What I will say is that when a 16-year-old kid is being told that attending West Point is going to be bad for his future then there is a dangerous disconnect in America, and entirely too many Americans have no idea what kind of burdens our military is bearing. In World War II, 11.2% of the nation served in four (4) years. During the Vietnam era, 4.3% served in twelve (12) years. Since 2001, only 0.45% of our population has served in the Global War on Terror. These are unbelievable statistics. Over time, fewer and fewer people have shouldered more and more of the burden and it is only getting worse. Our troops were sent to war in Iraq by a Congress consisting of 10% veterans with only one person having a child in the military. Taxes did not increase to pay for the war. War bonds were not sold. Gas was not regulated. In fact, the average citizen was asked to sacrifice nothing, and has sacrificed nothing unless they have chosen to out of the goodness of their hearts. The only people who have sacrificed are the veterans and their families. The volunteers. The people who swore an oath to defend this nation. You stand there, deployment after deployment, and fight on. You've lost relationships, spent years of your lives in extreme conditions, years apart from kids you'll never get back, and beaten your body in a way that even professional athletes don't understand. Then you come home to a nation that doesn't understand. They don't understand suffering. They don't understand sacrifice. They don't understand why we fight for them. They don't understand that bad people exist. They look at you like you're a machine - like something is wrong with you. You are the misguided one - not them. When you get out, you sit in the college classrooms with political science teachers that discount your opinions on Iraq and Afghanistan because YOU WERE THERE and can't understand the macro issues they gathered from books, because of your bias. You watch TV shows where every vet has PTSD and the violent strain at that. Your Congress is debating your benefits, your retirement, and your pay, while they ask you to do more. But the amazing thing about you is that you all know this. You know your country will never pay back what you've given up. You know that the populace at large will never truly understand or appreciate what you have done for them. Hell, you know that in some circles, you will be thought as less than normal for having worn the uniform. Just that decision alone makes you part of an elite group. “Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few.” -Winston Churchill- Thank you to the 11.2% and 4.3% who have served and thanks to the 0.45% who continue to serve our nation. General David Petraeus, West Point Class 1974

Dysfunctional Group

dysfunctional group of people are about to descend on Charlotte

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

3:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN and conducted by Occupy/Anarchist members

3:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

3:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

3:15 PM - Opening meditation/yoga with the deity of the month.

3:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton

3:45 PM - "Organizing/policing  polling places to increase Democrat turnout" - New Black Panthers

4:00 PM - "Registering unregistered voters with incentives" -ACORN Community Organizers

4:15 PM - "New Green Energy ventures on the European Model and Taxpayers Dime" - Jeffrey R. Immelt, GE, CEO

4:30  PM-  Hollywood Moguls and the Propaganda Machine - Babs Streisand

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job."

5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama.

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Tea Party Patriots.

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Presiding

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as the New Age Messiah! 

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

 

4 Simple Questions

1. Back in 1961 people of color were  called 'Negroes.' So how can the Obama 'birth certificate'  state he is 'African-American' when the term wasn't even  used at that  time?

      2. The birth certificate that the White House  released lists Obama's birth as August 4, 1961 lists Barack Hussein Obama as his father. No big deal,right? At the time of Obama's birth, it also shows that his father is aged 25 years old,  and that Obama's father was born in " Kenya ,  East  Africa ". This wouldn't seem like anything of concern, except the fact that Kenya did not even  exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama's birth, and 27 years after his father's birth. How could Obama's  father have been born in a country that did not yet exist? Up and  until Kenya was formed in  1963, it was known as the " British East Africa Protectorate".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya_
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya)

      3. On the birth  certificate released by the White House, the listed place of birth  is "Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital ".
      This cannot be,  because the hospital(s) in question in 1961 were called "KauiKeolani Children's Hospital" and "Kapi'olani Maternity Home", respectively. The name did not change to Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological   Hospital until 1978, when these two hospitals  merged. How can this  particular name of the hospital be on a birth certificate dated  1961 if this name had not yet been applied to it until 1978?

      _http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx_
      (http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx)

      4. Why  hasn't this been discussed in the major  media?

Perhaps a clue comes from Obama’s book on  his father.  He states how proud he is of his father fighting  in WW II.  I’m not a math genius, so I may need some help  from you.  Barack Obama’s “birth certificate” says his father was 25 years old in 1961 when he was born.  That should have  put his father’s date of birth approximately 1936—if my math holds (Honest!  I did that without a calculator!!!)  Now we  need a non-revised history book—one that hasn’t been altered to  satisfy the author’s goals—to verify that WW II was basically between 1939 and 1945.  Just how many 3 year olds fight in wars?  Even in the latest stages of WW II his father wouldn’t have been more than 9.  Does that mean that Mr. Obama is a  liar, or simply chooses to alter the facts to satisfy his imagination or political purposes (still qualifies as a “liar”)?

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An Obama rumor that must never become reality

I wouldn't be surprised by anything this guy might try. I think he has something up his sleeve though. This was sent to me by four of my friends.

Joe Angione is a former columnist for The Villages Daily Sun. Click Joe Angione to email Joe. An Obama rumor that must never become reality A good journalist is usually taught not to print rumors or at least never to present them as the truth. What I’m going to report here is only a rumor that presently can’t be confirmed. But it is of such magnitude that it must be made known if only to prepare America for a possible terrible eventuality. And while it has not been confirmed, neither can it authoritatively and convincingly be denied, certainly not in a United States where our Constitutional rights are under constant attack.  This rumor involves an agent of the Department of Homeland Security who allegedly informed a reporter at the Canada Free Press of a “false flag” or faked event to be initiated by Obama administration operatives in the hope of preventing the November presidential elections.  Canada Free Press (CFP) is an independent, conservative, electronic daily newspaper, updated several times a day. It boasts more than 100 writers and columnists who file stories regularly to the newspaper from all corners of the globe. According to the newspaper’s coverage of this DHS “whistleblower,” the event would be a staged assassination attempt on the life of President Obama that would be blamed on “white supremacists” and subsequently used to enrage black and Hispanic communities driving them to rioting all across the nation.  The faked assassination, says the CFP report, would be carried out through the assistance of DHS agents, and “other colluders” taking their orders from the White House. The objective would be to stir up enough racial unrest to justify the imposition of martial law in major urban cities, including erecting DHS checkpoints, restricting travel, and delaying (possibly indefinitely) the November 2012 elections.  Doug Hagmann, reporting in the May 8, 2012 edition of the Canada Free Press wrote that his informant works in “the upper-echelon of DHS”, which he described as “effectively under the control of Barack Hussein Obama.”  Hagmann’s contact said: “The DHS is actively preparing for massive social unrest inside the United States . He then corrected himself, stating that ‘a civil war’ is the more appropriate term. Certain elements of the government are not only expecting and preparing for it, they are actually facilitating it.”  The DHS whistleblower mentioned a recent meeting at the Department of Homeland Security where plans were discussed to use pawns to simulate the rioting seen in the Arab Spring countries that would bring on a “controlled chaos” for the benefit of the Obama administration.  “Envisioned by these conspirators are riots starting in urban areas such as New York , followed by a disruption of business and commerce,” the DHS source added. “They want to restrict travel, if not through high energy prices, then by checkpoints and curfews mandated by the rioting and unrest...The whole purpose is to keep Obama in office for another term, no matter how unpopular he is, as he is not finished changing our country from a Constitutional Republic .”  This certainly isn’t the first rumor to surface about Mr. Obama’s intention to subvert the U.S. Constitution, by manipulating economic, racial and social issues that would polarize Americans and bring on enormous conflict but the full measure of this contrived event, if true, involves total suspension of our democratic rights, and repression on a scale never thought possible in the America we’ve known and cherished all our lives.  It’s a rumor that bears watching…and is worth spreading because the more people who know about it--and understand the high level of deceit and treachery that confronts us daily in Washington --the less likely it is for the rumor to become a reality. The lesson here is that if people are aware of the possibility, even remote, of some great calamity befalling them, they’re on guard…they’re prepared…their defenses are up, and those who would commit evil, will back down fearing a confrontation they can’t win. The more we talk about the potential for a staged, bogus presidential assassination that would trigger massive civil unrest and possible martial law, the stronger is our defense against it actually occurring. The nation will be watching. Patriots everywhere will be on alert. The Obama administration will be under scrutiny more intense than ever before. It doesn’t have the guts to take on millions of Americans when we’re ready for anything. Sometimes rumors are a good thing. --JA Conservatively, Joe Angione