Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things
...Looks like he's done it again!
AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT
IN THE YEAR 2012...
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is
immediately BANNED!!!. English is the
official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until
you can.
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in
order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.
America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports.
We will begin using Wal-Mart 's policy,
'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make
and sell it here!
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in
here.
(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many
observation towers located on the southern border of the United States
(six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to
fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state.
If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting
nuttin out. Neither the
President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40
hour school week, AFTER the successful
completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST
time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.
(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no
more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death
by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife,
strangulation, etc.
(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat;
because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the
EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately
cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and,
ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the
world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund,
and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy
cause.
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be
said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.
(12). The National Anthem will be played
at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings,
etc.
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless.....
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
Sincerely,
Bill Cosby
