Kind-Hearted Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat
grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer
said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also..'

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir,
you are too kind.'

'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place..

The grass is almost a foot high.'

Free Stuff

The folks who are getting the free shit, don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit,

Because the folks who are paying for the free shit,

Can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit,

And, The folks who are paying for the free shit,

Want the free shit to stop.

and the folks who are getting the free shit,

Want even more free shit on top of the free shit they are already getting!

Now...  The people who are forcing the people who Pay for the free shit,

Have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit,

That the people who are PAYING for the free shit,

Are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... the people who are GETTING the free shit,

Have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free shit,

By the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free shit,

And giving them the free shit in the first place.

We have let the free shit giving go on for so long that there are

Now more people getting free shit than paying for the free shit.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide

somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.  The reason?

The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing

people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 231 years ago. The number of people now getting free shit outnumbers the people paying for the free shit. We have one chance to change that in 2012. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

Cajun Diet

Like so many people who enjoy the rich food of south Louisiana, on a regular basis, Boudreaux was quite a bit overweight. After a brief annual examination, his doctor said, 'I'm putting you on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... and repeat that procedure for 2 weeks, then come back to see me. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 lbs! 'That is truly amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my
instructions?' Boudreaux nodded ... 'I tell you cher, I t'aut I wuz gonna drop dead on de flo on dat 'tird day every time.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No,' Boudreaux replied, 'from all dat dam skippin'!'

GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp ... 

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here  tonight, press 5
If you  want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, dial 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!" 

It all started in 1958

All Americans should see this video. Unfortunately, even those who see it will not believe it.

Tragically, this is part of the reason our morality is in a cesspool today. Morality is only one part of the master plan which is well under way to their stated success. All this started a little over 50 years ago, and they have made significant progress. Watch and share....
 
  http://www.therightscoop.com/open-thread-grinding-america-down/

Touching Video

You should listen to this one.......It will make you forget your Problems...........

A must listen to! ! ! 

Awesome....get the Kleenexes out for this one....very moving! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86jlvrG54o&feature=player_embedded

Your Taxes at Work

I have seen this one before, and I was angry then.  I am still angry at our Politicians for allowing this to happen to the Americans that have paid into the SS System.  If you can watch this and not get angry, I would like to hear from you.  If you don't get angry, you are a part of the problem.

Allan

Do you work hard for YOUR paycheck?  This is welfare spending in only ONE TOWN in only ONE STATE.........  http://media.causes.com/1098660?m=6584a9cb