Why Muslim Terrorists Commit Suicide

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife 

 More than one mother-in-law

- You can't shave

- Your wife can't shave

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey

            

- You cook your food over burning camel dung

 
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well, Sherlock!... It's not like it could get much worse.