Things I learned in "Shocked by the BIble" by Joe Kovacs

·             Jesus said no one has gone to heaven except Himself

·         "Christmas" is not mentioned in the Bible

·         The practice of decorating a tree with silver and gold is actually condemned by God

·         "Easter" has vanished from the Bible

·         Jesus made multiple appearances in the Old Testament

·         God sought to kill Moses

·         The destiny of human beings is not what you think (it's not to float around on clouds in heaven)

·          God ran lotteries

·         Jesus did not come to make everyone understand His message

·         Noah's Ark is not said to have rested on "Mount Ararat"

·         Noah, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob were not Jews

·         Nagging wives are mentioned in Scripture

·         Women's breasts are celebrated in the Bible

·         There's a character in the Bible called a "dumb ass"

·         Underwear didn't disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use

·         The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded